Fail

Since I last blogged Tate also adopted a Guinea Pig named Reese. He now takes up residence along with Taylor (King Snake) and Phoebie (Hedgehog).

That said, let me now share what will be the talk of Petco for the next week.

While off work this evening, Bryan got a call from a co-worker about a cute girl who was in the store inquiring about hedgehogs. So we three made a trip over, Bryan bringing Phoebie along after waking her up. We get there and one of Bryan's co-workers immediately brings her over and sends them off so to talk about hedgehogs. She took an immediate liking to Bryan. Tate and I meanwhile kept ourselves busy. One of the co-workers shortly after went up and recommended exchanging phone numbers. The girl was all for it, Bryan awkwardly shrugged.

Bryan finished counseling her on the purchase of a cage, exercise wheel, and cat food. Bryan carried the cage out for her, and she departed. No phone number obtained. Petco Coworkers began their field day.

Bryan did leave with a phone number, but it was that of Aaron's, one of his coworkers.

Only Bryan.

P.S. Sorry Phoebie that you didn't get to befriend the other hedgehog either.

*Editor's Note: We do not support the picking up of random girls, nor do we believe it should be a game. But we do encourage friendship. Hope you enjoyed this mostly satirical post.